Penis Envy

Premium, lab-verified Penis Envy magic mushrooms — hand-selected, properly cured, and stored for maximum potency. Whether you’re brewing tea, filling your own capsules, baking edibles, or going traditional, the Shroomyz Penis Envy strain delivers a clean, consistent psilocybin experience you can trust from first cap to last stem.

About the Penis Envy Strain

Penis Envy is a sought-after variety of Psilocybe cubensis prized for its balanced effects, reliable potency, and clean come-up. Cultivators love the strain for its hardiness; users love it for its predictable, body-friendly experience. Every batch we sell is grown by trusted partners, harvested at peak maturity, and slow-dried to preserve psilocybin and psilocin content.

What You’re Getting

• 100% dried Psilocybe cubensis — Penis Envy strain
• Hand-graded caps and stems, properly cured (cracker-dry)
• Vacuum-sealed in moisture-barrier mylar for freshness
• No fillers, additives, or synthetic substitutes
• Lab-checked for potency consistency batch to batch

Suggested Dosage Guide

Psilocybin affects everyone differently. Body weight, tolerance, recent meals, mindset, and setting all play a role. Start at the low end of any range and never re-dose within the same session.

How to Consume Dried Mushrooms

1. Eat them raw — chew thoroughly to maximize absorption.
2. Brew as tea — steep crushed mushrooms in hot (not boiling) water with ginger for 10–15 minutes. Easier on the stomach.
3. Lemon-tek — steep in lemon juice for 20 minutes for faster, more intense onset.
4. Capsule them — grind dried shrooms and fill empty capsules for precise microdosing.
5. Bake into edibles — keep temperatures below 95 °C to preserve psilocybin.

Storage & Shelf Life

Store in a sealed mylar bag or airtight glass jar with a food-grade desiccant. Keep in a cool, dry, dark place. Properly stored, dried mushrooms retain full potency for 12+ months; vacuum-sealed and frozen, they can last 2–3 years. Avoid humidity, light, and heat.

Lab-Tested, Sourced Directly from Canadian Cultivators

We work directly with a small network of trusted Canadian growers — no anonymous suppliers, no mystery batches. Every shipment is visually graded and potency-checked so what you order is what you get.

Discreet Shipping Across Canada + Ottawa Same-Day Pickup

• Canada-wide shipping via Canada Post Xpresspost — typically 2–4 business days
• Vacuum-sealed, smell-proof, plain packaging with no Shroomyz branding on the outside
• Free shipping on orders over $150
• Same-day pickup in Ottawa on orders placed before 2 PM
• Tracking number emailed as soon as your parcel ships

Who This Strain Is For

Adults 19+ who want a versatile, traditional-format psilocybin product — perfect for tea, lemon-tek, capsules, edibles, or straight consumption. Whether you’re new to Penis Envy or stocking up on a favourite, you’ll get the same lab-verified quality every order.

What to Expect — Effects & Timeline

A typical psilocybin experience unfolds in four phases. Come-up (0–60 min): light tingling, shifts in mood, soft visual softening. Plateau (1–3 hrs): peak effects — enhanced colour, geometric patterns with eyes closed, deep emotional clarity, looping thoughts, time dilation, and a sense of connection. Glide-down (3–5 hrs): visuals fade, introspection deepens, conversation flows easily. Afterglow (next 24–72 hrs): elevated mood, mental clarity, and what many users describe as a “reset” feeling. Effects vary by dose, individual chemistry, mindset, and environment.

First-Timer Tips

• Start lower than you think. You can always take more next time — you can’t take less once it’s in you.
• Pick the right day. No work, no driving, no obligations for 6–8 hours.
• Curate your space. Soft lighting, comfortable seating, a familiar room, water within reach.
• Build a playlist in advance. Instrumental, ambient, or nature sounds work best for most people.
• Have a sitter. A sober, trusted friend changes everything — especially for higher doses.
• Journal afterward. The insights fade fast; capture them within 24 hours.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this legal in Canada?

Psilocybin is a Schedule III controlled substance under the CDSA. We sell to adults 19+ for personal use; purchase and consumption are at your own discretion. We do not provide legal or medical advice.

How long does shipping take?

Orders placed before 2 PM ET ship the same business day via Canada Post Xpresspost — typically 2–4 business days nationwide. Tracking is emailed automatically.

Is the packaging discreet?

Yes. Everything ships vacuum-sealed in plain, smell-proof, unbranded packaging. The return label uses a generic sender name.

Can I combine this with other substances?

Avoid combining psilocybin with SSRIs, MAOIs, lithium, tramadol, alcohol, or other psychoactives. When in doubt, consult a qualified healthcare professional.

What if my order is damaged or missing?

Email support@shroomyz.st within 48 hours of delivery with photos and your order number. We replace damaged products and investigate missing parcels with Canada Post directly.

Disclaimer

This product is intended for adults 19 years of age or older. Do not consume if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, taking SSRIs/MAOIs, or have a personal or family history of psychosis, schizophrenia, or bipolar disorder. Do not drive or operate machinery after consuming. Psilocybin is a controlled substance in Canada; purchase and use at your own discretion. Shroomyz does not provide medical advice — consult a qualified healthcare professional before use.